Nut About Cookies and Nuts!

The cookie and a tin cup of Schoko Peanut Butter chocolate drink
Cookies. Nuts. Nut about cookies and nuts.
Oh, those creatures: nuts and cookies. I can finish one tall jar of chunky Skippy by myself. I don’t even need a spoon. Fingers are all I need. For the love of peanuts. Actually, for the love of any kind of nuts! No wonder I am going nuts!
One of my favorite store-bought cookies is Pepperigde Farm. You know, beside Marks & Spencer’s. While Marks & Spencer’s give the divine gourmet flavor, Pepperidge Farm’s boast its perfect texture. Perfect coarse, perfect crunch, perfect rough face. It feels just right in your palm, feels even better between your teeth. And when the crunchiness broke into crumbs, joining together once again in your mouth to chew, you just know that it was destined to be the best texture a store-bought cookies will ever achieve. How bombastic am I so far?
It’s true!
Now, it’s a little known fact that the secret to the best crunch and texture in cookies is none other than the mighty hand of a magic thing called: shortening. It’s 0%-water-100-%-fat creates the ultimate characteristic a crunchy cookie always strives for. It brings them up to the pedestal then crown them to perfection, lift them even higher to the altar of the Gods! Haha!
But why oh why, everything good comes with a price! It’s like a punishment for human kind for having too much pleasure! That freakin’ trans fat thing, ugh! Lately, people’s concern about trans fat had given born to this product called fortification of vitamin A, a.k.a. non-trans-fat margarine. Do you even buy that idea? What the heck, let’s throw our caution to the wind and trust the food industry for once. So I substituted margarine, the non-trans-fat one, for shortening. Then I prayed, for that perfect texture to form anyway. Please God, I beg you.
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